9.15.2015

NFL 2015

Hello and welcome back to I've Been Gone a Long Time. I appreciate you checking back for new posts every day since the last time we spoke. Today is when that relentless disappointment ends. Except that it will certainly be continuing, in all likelihood, since this post has required 0% of my time & efforts. I am sorry for your myriad of disappointments, and better luck tomorrow. 

P.S. The NOT GUILTY "deflategate" verdict has been in since the conclusion of January's AFC title game. The NFL has just publicly dragged this non-story out throughout the entire FUCKING offseason in an effort steal headlines and consequently remain at the forefront of every sports fan's brain, every day all year long. Mission accomplished; the NFL has perfected the art of stealing candy from babies. The babies are the media and media consumers. The most transparent conspiracy of my experienced adult life has finally concluded. The fix is in: the NFL rules the world. 

My educated picks for the 2015 NFL Season, now that Week 1 is complete: 

(GO BILLZ!!! My biased foreshadowing, post-Week 1, tells me that Buffalo's newly anointed starting QB Tyrod Taylor, former career backup of Joe Flacco, will be a monster. Which is exactly what I envisioned prior to seeing highlights of his first start. So I will be basing all predictions off this knowledge.) 

(Last year's crystal ball)

AFC EAST 
1. Patriots 
2. Bills- Wild Card
3. Dolfins
4. Jets 

AFC NORTH 
1. Ravens
2. Steelers- Wild Card
3. Bengals
4. Browns

AFC SOUTH
1. Colts
2. Texans
3. Titans
4. Jagz 

AFC WEST 
1. Chargers
2. Broncos 
3. Chiefs 
4. Raiders

NFC EAST
1. Eagles 
2. Cowboys
3. Giants
4. Redskins

NFC NORTH
1. Packers 
2. Lions- Wild Card
3. Vikings
4. Bears

NFC SOUTH
1. Saints
2. Falcons- Wild Card
3. Panthers
4. Bucs

NFC WEST 
1. Seahawks 
2. Cardinals
3. Rams
4. 49ers

PLAYOFFS
Wild Card: Bills over Chargers, Steelers over Ravens; Eagles over Lions, Saints over Falcons.
Divisional: Bills over Colts (unbiased), Patriots over Steelers; Packers over Eagles, Seahawks over Saints. 
Conference: Patriots over Bills; Seahawks over Packers. 
Super Bowl 50: Seahawks over Patriots. 

Peyton Manning retires, Tom Brady nearly retires. The best conference championship Sunday of all time. Please check back soon for another blog. Thank you for reading. 



4.13.2015

2015 MLB PREDICTIONS ON APRIL 13TH

Hello again, I am here to announce my official predictions for the current Major League Baseball season. To ensure that no biases have informed this post, I am announcing my picks after the season has been underway for a week. Please enjoy them and email me directly, travreyes@gmail.com, with your rebuttal. 

AL EAST
Top-to-bottom, the most mediocre division in the sport. 

1. Baltimore 
2. NYY 
3. Toronto
4. Boston 
5. Tampa Bay 

Wait...I don't remember telling you I was a Yankee fan...

AL CENTRAL 
Professional sportswriters have been sucking off Cleveland/the White Sox for nearly the entire off-season. I, however, do not see much change in divisional standings from last year. Kansas City plays a different brand of baseball than their division rivals, and I think that will again be enough to cancel out any perceived talent disparity. This is Detroit's swan song as an AL Central dynasty.

1. Detroit
2. Kansas City- Wild Card 
3. Cleveland
4. Chi Sox
5. Minnesota 

AL WEST 
Again, another puzzlingly overhyped team topping most of the internet's AL West lists. Seattle signs soon-to-be 35-year-old Nelson Cruz coming off a career year, haven't made the playoffs since fucking '01, and they're the favorites? Please. This is also a sneakily weak division. The balance of power in MLB has undoubtedly shifted over to the Senior Circuit. 

1. LA Angels
2. Oakland- Wild Card 
3. Seattle 
4. Houston
5. Texas 

NL EAST 
I feel vaguely amused by the New York Mets suddenly becoming a second-place team again. Although it may just be for a year; the media-darling hard-charging Marlins will be close and ready to fully pounce next season. 

1. Washington
2. NY Mets 
3. Miami 
4. Atlanta 
5. Philly 

NL CENTRAL
These MLB season predictions vary the least from the previous season's final standings than any I have ever made before. I guess this is growing up?

1. St. Louis
2. Pittsburgh- Wild Card
3. Chi Cubs
4. Cincinnati 
5. Milwaukee 

NL WEST 
I don't recall any a team revamping itself more dramatically in a single off-season than the San Diego Dads just did. Most writers have indicated that those moves won't really matter much by the end of the season, but I feel generally optimistic about their spree. Despite playing in baseball's now-toughest division, I will reward the Dads with a Wild-Card spot.

1. LA Dodgers 
2. San Diego- Wild Card 
3. San Francisco
4. Colorado
5. Arizona 

2015 PLAYOFF PICTURE 

Wild Card: Oakland over Kansas City, San Diego over Pittsburgh. 

Divisional: Detroit over Baltimore, LA Angels over Oakland. Washington over San Diego, LA Dodgers over St. Louis. 

LCS: Detroit over LA Angels, LA Dodgers over Washington. 

World Series: LA Dodgers over Detroit. 


...The Dodgers' time is now. I see the pieces falling into place for a late-90's Yankees-mini-dynasty redux. With unquestionably the deepest pockets in the sport, the Dodgers will be able to buy short-term fixes to plug holes as the Yankees once did. This season will be Yasiel Puig's true coming-out party, as he will become the controversial face of the National League.  
...The Nats' time is also now, and they reached these heights in a much more aesthetically pleasing, home-grown fashion. But there's something about the franchise coming up completely empty in their last two playoff appearances that tells me they lack a true enforcer/veteran leader.
...As I mentioned above, this will be Detroit's final shot. The nail in its relevance-coffin will come in the form of a crushingly familiar blown save in Game 6 of the World Series. I believe the franchise will follow-up with a swift rebuilding project in the off-season. 
...The Yankees are still stuck in the doldrums. Long live the Captain........


 

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1.23.2015

TOP TEN ALBUMS 2014

Yes, it is nearly February of 2015. It has taken the entirety of 2014 and the first twenty-something days of 2015 to compile this list. All other famed music websites have had their year-end countdowns published for about a month now. I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I am crusading for a list of quality and 100% accuracy, not one that is convenient and timely in accordance with the end of a "calendar." So without further prose, I present: My ten favorite full-length albums released in the year 2014. 

TRAVIS REYES'S TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 2014
10. The Lawrence Arms- Metropole (EPITAPH RECORDS)
Initially feeling a bit lite-beer-esque and underwhelming after eight years of silence (2006's classic Oh! Calcutta!), Metropole reveals itself as a heartfelt and comfortable Chicago-punk statement about growing older upon repeated listens. And I get older with every year that passes. 

9. The Bronx- Mariachi El Bronx (III) (ATO RECORDS) 
  
The most experimental record to date from LA's resident mariachi-alter-ego. Electronics are incorporated into some tracks to supplement the stripped-down mariachi sound, lending some valuable, almost Radiohead-esque texture. I could do without a couple vanilla, surface-level love ballads, but will always return for the straight up mariachi jams ("Raise the Dead"). 

8. Fucked Up- Glass Boys (MATADOR RECORDS)
Following up 2011's ambitious "rock opera," David Comes to Life, critics (probably) were anxious to see what direction the Toronto band would go in next. Glass Boys is a focused, more straightforward, yet more dynamic album than Fucked Up's previous effort. Glass Boys is ten tracks showcasing the band's ever-evolving songwriting chops."Sun Glass" and "The Art of Patrons" are straight-up accessible songs, a far cry from Fucked Up's older, more rugged sound. 


7. The Menzingers- Rented World (EPITAPH RECORDS) 
I'm not sure I ever even gave this album had a chance, given the Menzingers' 2012 release On the Impossible Past being one of my all-time favorite albums. Rented World holds its own, though. A common theme in my Top 10 lists, this album was slow to grow on me, definitely in part because of my unreasonable expectations. It carries a somber, dark tone throughout. Their trademark anthemic, working class punk sound is still present, but when the album really dials up the sadness on a track like "Nothing Feels Good Anymore" is when it resonates most. Cannot wait to see what is on deck.    

6. Manchester Orchestra- Cope (LOMA VISTA RECORDINGS/FAVORITE GENTLEMEN) 
This is a big rock album. Huge choruses and unapologetically loud throughout. It was the perfect album to blast in my car with the windows down all summer long. The subtleties and dynamics of 2011's Simple Math were all but scrapped for a sound that's goddamn fun. The punchy, guitar-driven post-grunge tone is set immediately with "Top Notch," and the album climaxes with "The Ocean's" gigantic chorus.  

5. Serengeti- Kenny Dennis III (JOYFUL NOISE RECORDINGS) 
Another appearance on Travis Reyes's year-end list by genius Chicago hip-hop artist Serengeti. To my delight, Geti treats us to another full-length of tracks by his alter-ego, washed-up everyman rapper Kenny Dennis. This time around, Kenny seems to be dealing with some mid-life demons as he fights to stay relevant, both in the eyes of his cohorts and himself. Trying to reboot his rap career with younger pal 'Ders doesn't necessarily go as planned. Lyrics about questionable new acquaintances/life choices and wife Jueles's disapproval have Kenny at a crossroads. Kenny's familiar off-beat manner, and odd, Dad-like pop-culture sensibilities are juxtaposed with deeply emotional and un-ironic dark themes. DJ Odd Nosdam comes through with innovative and funky beats. 

BONUS ASIDE:
Although not released in 2014, I purchased Kenny Dennis's "1992" hip-hop collective recording with Tha Grimm Teachaz, There's a Situation On the Homefront, at a June Serengeti show this past year (actually released in 2010?). Needless to say, it is a work of extreme ingenuity. To recap, it is the make-believe 90's hip-hop group of an artist's alter-ego. It is a fucking full-length album's worth of material. I will never stop having my mind blown by its mere existence. But not only does it exist; it fucking rips. 90's heyday hip-hop beats and clever lyrics chock-full of slightly-out-of-touch 90's references (meshing seamlessly with Kenny's personality) permeate the album. Even the production sounds straight out of Wu-Tang Clan's early 90's classic Enter the Wu-Tang. If you gain nothing else from this blog post, please follow the link above and listen to the second verse of "Snap Ya Neck!" I probably played There's a Situation On the Homefront more than any other album in 2014. I feel like it was written and composed specifically for my amazement.    

4. Single Mothers- Negative Qualities (XL RECORDINGS) 
It's been a hell of a year musically for me. Case in point: Upon hearing Negative Qualities for the first time, I had a feeling of "this is exactly what I need in my life right now." And this is my fourth-favorite album of 2014. Also, this is what punk sounds like. There is no one in music right now snottier than frontman Drew Thomson. Negative Qualities is about being brazen and unhinged, and feeling conflicted about it. The lyrics carry an attitude pretty much only found in mainstream hip-hop currently: 1. Fuck You and 2. I Love Partying. Also: 3. You're Full of Shit and I'm Going to Shame You for It. The band provide a modern-sounding garage-punk bombast with some Nirvana influence sprinkled in, perfectly complementing the lyrical message. If you are feeling alienated, or better yet, want to feel alienated, listen to this record.  

3. PUP- S/T (SIDEONEDUMMY RECORDS)
Seriously, I might not enjoy four albums that were released in a single calendar year this much ever again. PUP is the sound of the future to me. Decidedly non-wimpy anthemic pop-punk. The soaring choruses, pounding drums, and bounciness of pop-punk are all present in spades. But the difference: the melodic-shouted vocals. Not a shred of nasal whininess to be found. Words cannot describe how tailor-made this album is for shouting along to in your car. A band set to re-define the genre on the heels of their blistering debut album.   

2. Plague Vendor- Free to Eat (EPITAPH RECORDS) 
I received both Free to Eat and PUP in the mail on the same day this past April. It was quite possibly the best music acquisition-related day in my life. After listening to Free to Eat for the first time I felt the same way as I did about 10 years ago when I heard Dead Kennedys for the first time: this sounds fucking dangerous. Noisy, raucous, flamboyant. Plague Vendor's energy and song lengths (the album is 20 minutes long) hearkens back to 80's punk and hardcore, but their sound is fresh and entirely their own. Gothic undertones and lyrics about "making love in the courtyard." An eponymous song title, in which the chorus of said song is a chanted spelling of the band's name. The twenty second intro in "My Tongue Is So Treacherous" is frontman just fucking shrieking over a surf-rock bassline and syncopated drum hits. I haven't even mentioned their completely antagonistic and captivating live show. This is also just Plague Vendor's full-length debut. Wtf? Another case of myself thinking "this is exactly what I need in my life right now" after the first listen. The most refreshing and dangerous sounds of 2014. What can possibly top this? 

1. Every Time I Die- From Parts Unknown (EPITAPH RECORDS) 
Every Time I Die is my favorite band. This is a statement I have been actively avoiding for years; I have previously been declaring bands as "my favorite right now." From Parts Unknown is Every Time I Die telling me they are my number one. 

This is the album I kept coming back to the most, the album I always secretly wanted to be listening to. I admittedly spent some alone time in my head going back-and-forth between From Parts Unknown and Free to Eat for my 2014 music championship. But upon my last listen of From Parts Unknown, I just knew. In contrast to the numbers two and three on this Top 10 list being debuts, From Parts Unknown is Every Time I Die's seventh full-length. They are a veteran band at the peak of their powers who know exactly what they're doing. After 2012's lukewarm Ex-Lives, my expectations for From Parts Unknown weren't terribly high. I figured that the band had reached their creative peak somewhere between 2007's The Big Dirty and 2009's New Junk Aesthetic and that new albums would be churned out every two-and-a-half-years until the band decided to hang it up. It's not that I wouldn't enjoy their future albums, it's just that I was resigned to the fact that they wouldn't be earth-shattering. Leading up to From Parts Unknown's release date, the internet hype for the album felt inescapable. People touting it as album of the year and ETID's best album. I am always hype-averse, so I laughed it off (saving my first listen for the proper release date, of course). Turns out I was dead wrong. Every Time I Die have caught a second wind.

My initial listen was not overwhelming. It sounded a bit overproduced and the songs kind of blended together. But I kept putting back into my car stereo and double clicking on it in my itunes, and the album slowly began to reveal itself. One of the first things I began to notice was just how punishing and masterful the drums on the album were. It's a drummer's opus. The badass intro to "Decayin' With the Boys" is the most obvious, but Ryan Legler's versatility shines throughout, from the skate-punk throttle on "Pelican of the Desert" to the disciplined double-bass trudge of "Idiot." As far as the production, what initially seemed like an overproduced sound unveiled itself to be perfectly suited in showcasing the band's strengths. Especially in what has long been ETID's calling card, the goddamn riffs. Never before have I been consumed by such riffage. The second half of "El Dorado," into and throughout the album's closer, "Idiot," is a non-stop riff-fest breakdown. My favorite track though, and number one song of 2014, comes right in the middle of the album. "Moor" is the biggest artistic left-turn the band have taken in their career. A lengthy, haunting piano intro morphs into a giant mid-tempo rock song illustrating a man's mental decay. It sounds like the pinnacle of a band's career.    

To define From Parts Unknown in one word: punishing. This concludes my 2014 Top 10 album countdown. 

(Goddamn, Epitaph Records had a solid fucking year.)

P.S.
Best of all, ETID and Plague Vendor both had a full summer's run on Warped Tour in 2014 and were seen interacting/hanging out on social media outlets often. Future touring partners/best friends/mentors/proteges???? 

MORE BONUS MATERIAL: 
To complete the nerdy end-of-year (beginning of year?) tradition, the following is a list of my 20 favorite songs I have acquired in 2014, regardless of actual release year. If you would like a burned CD of these tracks, I will gladly send you one. Thank you for reading, and check out ALL OF THESE BANDS. 

TRAVIS REYES'S 2014 TOP 20 MIXTAPE 
1. Every Time I Die- Moor 
2. Wu-Tang Clan- Da Mystery of Chessboxin' 
3. Single Mothers- Marbles
4. Every Time I Die- El Dorado
5. Plague Vendor- My Tongue Is So Treacherous 
6. PUP- Reservoir
7. Manchester Orchestra- Top Notch
8. PUP- Mabu 
9. Tha Grimm Teachaz- I Getz
10. Death From Above 1979- Romantic Rights
11. Plague Vendor- Black Sap Scriptures 
12. The Menzingers- Nothing Feels Good Anymore
13. Every Time I Die- Idiot
14. A Great Big Pile of Leaves- Pet Mouse
15. Tha Grimm Teachaz- Snap Ya Neck!
16. The Lawrence Arms- The YMCA Down the Street From the Clinic
17. Single Mothers- Half-Lit
18. Death From Above 1979- Turn It Out
19. Fucked Up- Sun Glass
20. El Bronx-Raise the Dead